Monday, May 28, 2007

This is my manifesto that will save the world.

1. Find the maximum amount of nuclear waste that can be consumed by people.

2. Inject that amount into everything we eat.

This way, people could rely on nuclear power without worry! Also our food would glow in the dark, which is pretty cool.

I wonder where neon-coloured pigment comes from...

3 comments:

Liam said...

my God......WHY DIDN'T ANYONE THINK OF THIS EARLIER?!!!

Ratty said...

Another benefit: if this was done only in crazy Western countries where nuclear power would be used, then each person could only eat one food item per day or else they would DIE, thus solving the obesity problem as well all the other issues having to do with our incredible gluttony (people in developing countries forced to grow cash crops for export rather than using land for local food production, the crazy amount of fuel used to transport food from one continent to another, the exploitation of people by evil multinationals like Dole and Nestle, etc, etc). Yes, I say it is perfect :)

Kesineeee said...

yes but eating just one food item a day = anorexia...so not good either...