Sunday, March 30, 2008

Oh, yeah, pregnancy

After getting a call yesterday that my cousin could be having her baby anytime, I came to a shocking revelation:

We can house PEOPLE under our skin.

More than one, sometimes.

There was a woman who had EIGHT BABIES living inside her body at one time.

That's like one FULL-GROWN person.

That is the most awesome thing in the world.
Also, I LIKE ALL-CAPS.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Nomad's patented remedy for insomnia

1. Make a delicious sandwich.

2. Eat delicious sandwich.


Repeat as necessary.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Morphine and wine!

I just watched La Vie en Rose and Marion Collard's performance blew my mind. Do you ever have it where you're watching a movie and you suddenly remember that it's just a movie and it's a little freaky? Yeah...I definitely believed I was in the room with Edith Piaf. I may even go so far as to say it was the best performance I have seen thus far in my life, but that view may be a little biased right now.

Seriously.
Blew me out of the water.