After getting a call yesterday that my cousin could be having her baby anytime, I came to a shocking revelation:
We can house PEOPLE under our skin.
More than one, sometimes.
There was a woman who had EIGHT BABIES living inside her body at one time.
That's like one FULL-GROWN person.
That is the most awesome thing in the world.
Also, I LIKE ALL-CAPS.
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Haha, your title gave me pause for a sec.
The whole pregnancy thing... seems weird to me. I saw some aborted baby photos a while back, and they kind of scarred me (not sure why that's relevant). I've come to terms with the whole pregnancy idea though because technically, the baby is kind of outside you. I mean, the uterus can prolapse and be outside the body, and the uterus is the baby's house, so therefore the baby is outside the body. Male pregnancies (via ectopic pregnancy), on the otherhand, seem super strange to me because the baby is then LITERALLY under the skin.
I'm not sure how the "baby grows outside you" idea helps, because it seems sorta spore/podpeople ish, but it makes me feel better.
PS. Yay for new baby in the family.
OH pregnant people...I think I will like being preggers. I will eat whatever the shit I want, and get fat, and be told it is medically ok, as the baby needs its nutrients. Seems good to me. OH and your skin gets nice, and your boobs get big...not that I really need bigger boobs though...the BIRTH part however, makes me cringe a little yet...so...I think obesity can wait!
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